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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Apr 4, 2013 21:21:39 GMT -5
"Or he can, you know, help." Aleenya glared at him. "We house you. FOR FREE!'
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Post by Paroxysm on Apr 4, 2013 21:24:58 GMT -5
"I'm not going to simply give myself over to them, thank you," Crane answered, migrating to the couch to watch the rest of the news program.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Apr 4, 2013 21:28:07 GMT -5
Aleenya answered with something inaudible that had to do with warehouses and rats.
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Post by Paroxysm on Apr 4, 2013 21:32:32 GMT -5
Ash laughed at the inaudible comment and left Crane to his devices, sitting down at the dining room table with her Fresca. "Alright, let's get this started..."
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Apr 4, 2013 21:35:54 GMT -5
"Well," Aleenya said. "We can't walk in there with our hair colors and expect them not to do anything."
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Post by Paroxysm on Apr 4, 2013 21:41:06 GMT -5
Ash pouted for a second, scratching her head. "Goodbye beautiful red.." She continued with, "They'll get suspicious and on edge if we don't do things like we normally do though."
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Apr 4, 2013 21:43:41 GMT -5
Aleenya sighed happily. "I love messing with people," she said.
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Post by Paroxysm on Apr 4, 2013 21:45:22 GMT -5
"This will be beautiful," Ash answered.
(Should we skip to when we're in the department? Or something? So we don't have to write out the planning?)
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Apr 4, 2013 22:23:56 GMT -5
(Sure. You wanna post there?)
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Post by Paroxysm on Jun 13, 2013 21:41:13 GMT -5
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Okay so we are early writing Crane is being all hey let's get arrested.
"You have no face anymore," Ash pondered suddenly, turning at her computer to face Crane, who was again doing something Craneish. He stared at her. "What the hella У೦o○೦o○o do you mean?" "Nobody cares about you anymore," Ash accused him. "You need to do something to get your name out there again. Make Scarecrow a thing again." Crane didn't want to admit it, but he agreed. "What would you suggest?" he asked, sounding like he thought she was being foolish. Ash thought for a second. "Well, there's always just going out and wreaking havoc, but that doesn't give you a voice, or a face. It's more like a shadow." Crane, actually interested, frowned. "How well are you two integrated in the police force?" he asked. Ash raised an eyebrow. "Well enough, they know us, and relatively trust us. Scarlett approves of us, as far as I know." "Well, then sometime when you're out working, you will find me after I run a plot, and arrest me. Then I get some time with the media and the police," Crane said. "And since you two are there, you can just get me out after a few days." Ash grinned broadly. "Oh man, that sounds perfect!" She then shouted through the house. "Aleenya! We're gonna arrest Crane!"
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Post by Paroxysm on Jun 13, 2013 21:44:22 GMT -5
"Awesome!" Aleenya shouted. "I get to handcuff him."
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Post by Paroxysm on Jul 24, 2013 22:56:29 GMT -5
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Ash was sitting at her computer, as she did often, and then called out to Aleenya. "Aleeyna! I just had an idea!"
"What?" Aleenya shouted back. It was nice, having Crane gone. Nobody complained when they yelled.
"We should have fun in Ikea and get a bunch of new stuff for your room!" Ash called.
"Oooooh!" Aleenya jumped up and ran into the room with Ikea. "Yes! It's so boring in there! And we can eat all of the meatballs." (One again, we product placement)
"And mess up all the displays!" Ash said happily. "Or read the swedish books! At least pretend to."
"And curl up inside those weird chairs with hollow bottoms!" Aleenya added enthusiastically. "You ready to go now, or do you wanna wait a bit?"
"I'm not doing anything," Ash said, standing. "Let's go!"
Aleenya flounced off to the driveway. "I need a new car, too," she commented. "My old one is in a river."
"We can do that too," Ash said. "Tonight or later?"
"After we get bored at Ikea," Aleenya suggested.
"SOunds good,"T abby said. She led the way to the car to bring them to Ikea.
"You gonna buy something for Crane when he gets out of jail?" Aleenya asked.
"Pshno," Ash said immediately.
Aleenya laughed.
And eventually they were at Ikea?
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Post by Paroxysm on May 21, 2015 17:41:29 GMT -5
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(Say goodbye to my beautiful house.)
SO. Crane and Aleenya and also Ash and the Izzy and Cate are all magically showing up at the same time. And what they are all seeing at the random intersection or something or whatever is near where they are that is not the house, because they have all stopped dead, because what they are all seeing is that there are tons and tons of people coming in and out of Ash's house. Namely, tons and tons of ninjas and what police are left. And they're taking shiitake mushrooms out too. They're not leaving it all nice they're taking all our shiitake mushrooms.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on May 21, 2015 17:54:22 GMT -5
"Oohhh, shiitake mushrooms." Izzy stared, gape-mouthed, at all the people in dark clothing with guns at Ash's house. "Usually its just less people that look that coming out of that house. Ash, are we having a party or something?"
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on May 21, 2015 17:57:24 GMT -5
"No, nonono, those are the ninja things that attacked us!" Cate stared wide-eyed at the house. "Ash, what the hella У೦o○೦o○o is going on?"
Meanwhile, in the Cranemobile, Aleenya saw exactly what was going on. From her vantage point (whatever that was) she could see Scarlett through a window.
This could not be happening. This was her precious house, and it could not be taken away. No, not again.
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