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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 13, 2013 22:31:02 GMT -5
This is anything part of the Gotham role-play that is not actually in Gotham. HOORAH. There are cows on highways here.
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Jan 13, 2013 22:33:59 GMT -5
"GET. BACK. HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Izzy screamed after the car zipping off down the highway. "UGH, I'm going to kill her."
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 13, 2013 22:37:45 GMT -5
A few minutes later the car appeared on the other side of the road. "Why didn't you get IN, woman?" Cate yelled across the room.
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Jan 13, 2013 22:39:32 GMT -5
"Because I assumed I would be doing the pushing!!" Izzy yelled back explosively. She then managed to cross the highway without dying and got in the car.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 13, 2013 22:42:57 GMT -5
Cate did a dangerous u-turn. It was mostly dangerous because of the cow's returned presence on the road, where it was eating something. They continued to drive. Nothing eventful happened until they reached a small town and accidentally violently murdered several lawn gnomes and flamingos with the car.
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Jan 13, 2013 22:49:11 GMT -5
"Why is it that we manage to suck at staying lawful in the outside world, but in Gotham, we're like normal people?" Izzy asked curiously, referring to the dead lawn gnomes and flamingos and possibly a squirrel and that illegal u-turn on the highway.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 13, 2013 22:51:48 GMT -5
"Yeah, we broke out two psychopathic serial killers. Very normal." Cate rolled her eyes and nearly hit a black and white dog by the name of Charlotte. "shiitake mushrooms!" she yelled, swerving. She sped away and soon heard sirens.
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Jan 13, 2013 22:53:57 GMT -5
"That was with encouragement. And help from that psychopathic makeup wearing idiot. Plus, they were our friends...oh, god, we're not normal, are we?" Izzy sighed. "So disillusioning."
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 13, 2013 22:56:21 GMT -5
"I don't want a ticket," Cate muttered, and started to go ninety miles per hour on the semi-occupied highway. "You know, Gotham has made me reckless. I quite like it."
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Jan 13, 2013 22:58:25 GMT -5
"We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die..." Izzy mumbled, rigid with panic.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 13, 2013 23:01:58 GMT -5
The sirens were enloudening. "How fast can they go?" Cate muttered grumpily. Abruptly she took an exit, slowing down far more quickly than is safe. They had reached another little down and she drove down obscure streets, driving perfectly normally.
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Jan 13, 2013 23:07:56 GMT -5
Izzy relaxed visibly. "And so now we also drive like crazy people. Interesting." She sighed, and looked at the town they were in. "There are less than 200 people living here...what a hellhole. I think I would either literally die or attempt to procreate as quickly as possibly."
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 13, 2013 23:11:12 GMT -5
"I see an attractive male on the sidewalk, if you want," Cate said, stifling laughter, and then paused. And stared. And parked the car. "Izzy," she said, in as calm a voice as she could muster, which was something along the lines of a scream, "I HAVE SPOTTED A WILD JOSHUA JACKSON."
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Jan 13, 2013 23:15:42 GMT -5
(because Izzy now knows that that name = peter bishop)
Izzy's eyes grew wide and teary. "PETERRRRRRRRR!!!!!" and ran screaming that out of the car and down the sidewalk.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 13, 2013 23:17:34 GMT -5
Cate wanted to act more dignified when she met him, but the moment she exited the car she failed. She ran screaming after Izzy. Joshua Jackson, whom I am now on first name terms with and will be dubbed Josh, stared at the fangirls.
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