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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 3, 2015 23:06:02 GMT -5
AND THEN. "IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO REPENT PARADIGXM" cried a random voice from somewhere. Ash looked up immediately in utter shock and horror at the familiar sound. There was no one there when she raised her head, but a second later, there was a thud behind them. Ash automatically pulled Aleenya with her when she stood and turned to find two people dressed in ninja-like gear. One of them silent, and the other shouting insults. "Coty?"
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 3, 2015 23:11:52 GMT -5
Aleenya blinked confusedly, though she did take out her gun. "I have two comments," she announced. "One, who the hella У೦o○೦o○o is Coty? And two, WHY ARE THERE NINJAS?"
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 3, 2015 23:29:27 GMT -5
"What are yo-" "Awww, did you think you were off the hook because I left for a bit? Were you waiting to get all cozy with that girlfriend of yours? Huh? Does she even know what you've done? All the people you've hurt and families you've destroyed?! Cause I'm here to make you pay for it!" the ninja-ed Coty screeched, not sounding all that different than she did before. "I thought we already did that part," Ash answered, sounding unfazed, but her real feelings were clear through how tightly she was holding onto Aleenya's sleeve. "Coty here is the reason I was injured when we met," she murmured low enough for only Aleenya to hear.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 3, 2015 23:40:04 GMT -5
Aleenya nodded serenely and shot Coty in the left leg. And then the right leg. She came very close to shooting her in the head but stopped herself-- instead she looked at Ash and said, "There. Problem solved."
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 3, 2015 23:46:05 GMT -5
The other ninja facepalmed for a split second, seeming to be just as skeptical of Coty's tactics as the others as Coty screamed in pain. Of course, being a ninja, they then promptly disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving Coty behind. "What the hella У೦o○೦o○o?!" Coty screamed. "Ow, ow, ow!! See, you're a coward too! They'll all get revenge! The city will get revenge!" Ash gave a short laugh in relief. "Oh please tell me you did not just hear that conversation."
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 3, 2015 23:47:14 GMT -5
Aleenya was still staring at where the Ninja had been. "No," she said, "but. It just... It just disappeared! And all these years I thought magic wasn't real..."
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 3, 2015 23:59:02 GMT -5
At this comment, a ninja knife thing sliced through the air from a tree above and lodged itself into the barrel of Aleenya's gun. "Holy shiitake mushrooms!" Ash cried, jumping back as another came towards them.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 4, 2015 0:00:18 GMT -5
Aleenya looked indignantly down at her gun. "How the hella У೦o○೦o○o did you do that??" she demanded, looking up at the nearby trees. "I will hurt you!" She tried to pull out the knife but it had somehow gotten stuck.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 4, 2015 0:04:23 GMT -5
Ash pulled out her own gun, backing up and pulling Aleenya along, while shooting several times in the direction of the knife thing. Coty was still sitting there shouting things. They could not tell if any of the bullets hit, but no more knives came.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 4, 2015 0:09:26 GMT -5
"Yeah, okay, now is the moment to get to the car," Aleenya said. Holding tight to Ash's hand, she started to run.
"Thanks for ruining our moment!" she yelled behind her.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 4, 2015 0:10:53 GMT -5
Ash decided this scene deserved her to flip the bird at the ninjas, so she did so as she and Aleenya ran off. When they got to the car, they sped off immediately. "What the hella У೦o○೦o○o was that?" Ash asked, aghast.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 4, 2015 0:14:12 GMT -5
"Ninjas?" Aleenya said, glaring out the window as they sped away.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 4, 2015 0:24:15 GMT -5
"Ninjas do not belong in Gotham!" Ash responded, laughing in disbelief. Laughing really helped with all stress. Just then her phone rang, and Ash paused in surprise before answering. "This day is just full of unexpected events. Yes?" "Sheridan what the fragdaggle?" A voice that sounded vaguely like Crane was whispering frantically into the receiver. "I go out for once for a little bit of god damned freedom and I'm attacked by fragdaggleing ninjas!"
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 4, 2015 0:26:16 GMT -5
"Oh, you too? How sad," Aleenya said, in a remarkably unempathetic voice.
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Post by |0+u$ f@ɳԍ on Jan 4, 2015 0:33:31 GMT -5
"fragdaggle you, Moss. Just come and get me out of here," he hissed into the phone. Ash couldn't help but laugh. "Be ready to jump in," she told him, "Tell me where you are, and then we're getting the hella У೦o○೦o○o back home."
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