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Post by lilylaughs007 on Feb 19, 2013 20:56:24 GMT -5
Gordon laughed coldly. "Alright, alright, old man. Go play your game. Toss me a book if you get bored, cuz lord knows I am."
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Post by Paroxysm on Feb 19, 2013 21:03:14 GMT -5
"So very.. nonchalant," The Joker mused to himself.
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Feb 19, 2013 22:18:36 GMT -5
Gordon had realized this might be a while. He retreated into himself then, allowing his mind to drift and daydream of whatever it wanted.
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Feb 25, 2014 21:13:32 GMT -5
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A solid month passed by. Gordon's ribs became much more visible, and his powers of meditation surpassed many Buddhist monks'. He would awake, meditate for three hours, exercise for another three hours, meditate some more, and then talk to himself until bedtime. He was currently doing one handed pushups.
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Post by Paroxysm on Feb 25, 2014 21:22:48 GMT -5
(He's like Uncle Iroh.)
The Joker flounced down the stairs in a way that could only show he was irritated. "It's my very own pet cop."
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Feb 25, 2014 21:25:03 GMT -5
(Yup!)
Gordon paused mid pushup and glanced over at the psychopath. He smiled. "Am I, now? Then, can I be upgraded to a dog bed?" he asked, gesturing towards the bareness in the room. No bed, no blanket, nothing.
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Post by Paroxysm on Feb 25, 2014 21:29:16 GMT -5
"No, you silly man. You have to obviously be abused for when the Bat comes back and saves you. You can be the princess," the Joker mused continuously.
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Feb 25, 2014 21:31:33 GMT -5
"Princess, even better. Where is my wardrobe, manservant?" Gordon cheeked. Did more pushups.
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Post by Paroxysm on Feb 25, 2014 21:34:15 GMT -5
"What a brilliant idea," the Joker responded, coming over and pushing Gordon down with his foot. "We can clothe you in red."
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Feb 25, 2014 21:37:45 GMT -5
Gordon let himself go limp. He began retreating into a deeper place in his mind where the outside happenings mattered less.
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Post by Paroxysm on Feb 25, 2014 21:51:56 GMT -5
The Joker sighed dramatically. "Ugh. Even you're no fun now. This city has gone to shiitake mushrooms."
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Feb 25, 2014 21:58:49 GMT -5
"And why do you think that is?" Gordon asked, turning his head sideways so he wouldn't be mashed up against the floor.
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Post by Paroxysm on Feb 25, 2014 22:11:09 GMT -5
"Because of Batman," the Joker whined. "Because of Batman who is being a lazy ass," the Joker emphasized that with a kick at Gordon, "and not doing anything."
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Post by lilylaughs007 on Feb 25, 2014 22:16:23 GMT -5
"The Batman is long gone. I'm sure he's rotting in a ditch somewhere. No one will step forward to save this city. No one but him consistently thought it was worth saving in the first place. If any of you care at all, it's on you now," Gordon said tiredly.
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Post by Paroxysm on Feb 25, 2014 22:18:55 GMT -5
"Maybe the pirate was right," the Joker mused. He sat on Gordon's back with his chin in his hands. "I should just become Batman."
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